“No! No! Please no! Please, put me back in! I don’t want to be out here, this world frightens me!”
The translated squall of a newborn baby after discovering MTV’s daily lineup
“Life is like a box of chocolates. All you get are the crappy cherry ones.”
Tom Hanks, during an irksome day on the set of Forrest Gump
“I really don’t understand why these blasted indians are sick all the time.”
Any European explorer to the ‘New World’
“I’m the only leading man capable of attracting vast legions of adoring women while still looking creepy as hell. It’s a great life.”
Jack Nicholson, knows how it’s done
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