“I know, I know, I screw up and lose the princess every time. I’m a staunch believer in karma now, though, ‘cause I’m wicked lucky at the slots. How do you think I afford all my wacky plots?”
Bowser, Super Mario Bros.
“Why rings? I dunno. You don’t ask questions in my line of work. You just do what you’re told.”
Sonic the Hedgehog, hinting at sinister designs behind unexplained game mechanics
“Boba Fett. And the guys from COBRA. Maybe Samus, as well. They all really opened up the field for masked action stars like me. Show your face? Forget about it.”
Master Chief, Halo
“Miss-a the old days? Are you-a crazy? It’s so much easier to not-a get hit in three-dee! Those old games, they were-a pure torture halfa the time! Mama mia, to-a hell with retro!”
Mario, Super Mario Bros.
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