“The moustache is iconic. I could never get rid of it. And I never will.”
Alex Trebek, a dirty, dirty liar
“Most people have pubic hair in their shower drains. I have mounds of my own congealed blood, because I keep stabbing myself while I wash. Do you have any idea how easy it is to pop those damn claws when you’re reaching for the conditioner? Do you?!”
Wolverine, The X-Men
“Four score, but not seven years ago. That was last night, and that was me, and the four were quadruplets from Maine. Lovely girls, and I bagged ‘em all. Booyah!”
Abraham Lincoln, during his practice run of the Gettysburg Address
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