Anne-ee-may

"Yeah, sure, they show me training and fighting and stuff, but I get the best workout when I just stand in one place, tense up and groan. It's surprisingly rigourous."
Goku, Dragonball Z

"IwishIcouldslowdownbutIhaveaheartlikeahummingbirdanditwillstopifIdoAWAY"
Speed Racer, possible drug addict

"I can't show you my mouth. It's actually a tiny black hole that will absorb the universe. Removing my mask would be a baaaaaad idea."
Kakashi, Naruto

"I'm prettier than anything you could ever imagine, and though I'm an absolute a-hole you still want me."
The average bishounen bad boy

Cartoonisms

"Today's cartoons have up-to-date writing, smooth animation and excellent voice actors. The plot is great. They're nothing like the cartoons of old! All the new stuff sucks!"
The average aging cartoons fan, conveniently forgetting that the old classics were usually terrible by today's standards

"I don't know what the smurf we're talking about half the smurf. Smurf me."
Should be damn obvious

"Autobots, transform and roll out! We're going to McDonalds."
Optimus Prime, fast food fan

"You're a bunch of bastards. I'm still a Care Bear! I'm still all about love!"
Young Love Bear, kept safely in jail where no one can see his rude belly badge