Gotta feel sad for them there musicians

"We've put countless hours into our work. It's popular, and by god, it's copyrighted. We deserve some money for our efforts. Why would you try and cut us out of the loop? Why can't we get what we deserve? Don't share our music for free online! We will stop you through any means possible! The legal system is on our side, miscreants!"
The music industry

"That's cool and all, but you really can't stop us."
The Internet

"Yeah, we know..."
The music industry

Randomites

“I should probably stop making new Star Wars movies. I know when to leave well enough alone.”
George Lucas, Star Wars Overlord

“Maybe I should tone it down a bit.”
Lady Gaga, we don’t really know anymore

“Let them eat cake! All of them! I have so much of it from my last party! Please, deliver it to the masses in wagons! Let there be cake for all! And perhaps a few of these baguettes that I use to hold up my hair!”
Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, who lived happily ever after