Muppet Motivations

"One day, the world will know of my greatness. One day."
Beaker, translated from 'meep meep'

"Why do I date a frog? Because pigs are delicious! I'm a cannibal! I admit it! I love ham, pork, the whole lot! And I'll eat more of it all! Just you wait!"
Miss Piggy, secretive mass murderer

"Blue is more than a colour. It's a state of mind."
The Great Gonzo, manic depressive