“I never liked my parents anyway.”
Batman
“Hey hey hey, pretty ladies, wanna check out my smooooooth ride? It’s got rockets ‘n everything! No, no, I don’t got nuthin’ better to do this evening, swear…”
Bruce Wayne, finally normal
“Thank god I’m popular. I can die as many times as I want, and the writers will just keep bringing me back. I’m like a soap opera star in tights.”
Spider-Man, immortal icon
“My psychic powers are so vast that I can peep on fifteen women, simultaneously, while holding a completely cogent conversation with a sixteenth party. Possibly female. Are you not impressed?”
Professor Xavier, eternal creeper
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