"I'm a 180-pound, muscle-bound hunk with blonde hair, blue eyes and a generous package. I also have a black belt in every martial art imaginable, so fighting me is like getting into a brawl with a black hole. Yep, I'm awesome and you suck."
The average Internet user, able to hide behind their own anonymity
"You may or may not have insulted what I like. I will now proceed to destroy every one of your opinions, insult your overall competence and possibly steal your credit card number."
As above, including smug superiority
"lol n00b"
Those Internet users that the older generations will never, ever understand
"The recession's in full swing, vicious fighting is breaking out everywhere and people are dying across the planet, but, hey, here's a video of a puppy trying to climb some stairs. Aww, look, it can't quite make that first step! Adorable."
You probably know this person
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