"Dammit, if she was brunette you all wouldn't care so much! Ow!"
King Kong, trapped atop the Empire State Building and politically incorrect
"Why do I only attack Japan? It's simple geography. The place is an island. I'm huge. If I get in trouble, there's water all around me. I don't have to go very far to escape. C'mon, folks, work with me here."
Godzilla, more calculating than he appears, and perhaps less racist
"What the hell am I? I don't even know."
The Cloverfield monster, one weird mother effer
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