"Today's cartoons have up-to-date writing, smooth animation and excellent voice actors. The plot is great. They're nothing like the cartoons of old! All the new stuff sucks!"
The average aging cartoons fan, conveniently forgetting that the old classics were usually terrible by today's standards
"I don't know what the smurf we're talking about half the smurf. Smurf me."
Should be damn obvious
"Autobots, transform and roll out! We're going to McDonalds."
Optimus Prime, fast food fan
"You're a bunch of bastards. I'm still a Care Bear! I'm still all about love!"
Young Love Bear, kept safely in jail where no one can see his rude belly badge
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