“That Peach, she is... she is so… how do you say, unclean prostitute?”
Mario, Super Mario Bros.
“I always a-wished I hadda the red, you know? The green, she is nice, but, ah, she doesna no stand out, you know? Red is-a dynamic! In-a your face! The green… well, poor weegee don’t geta much attention these days. Someatimes I just don’t get outta the bed.”
Luigi, Super Mario Bros.
“I want a donut for once. Power pellets can bite me. Yes, I get the irony!”
Pac Man, of the same name
“I can’t… I can’t take it anymore. There’s no room for growth! For expansion! My career is going nowhere! How dramatic can you be when all you do is say your name over and over? My talents are being wasted! I’m the ultimate typecast actor!”
Pikachu of Pokemon, regarding its dwindling career
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